How to Get Water Out of a Tire
Here's that tire, half full of rainwater. When they lie on their backs all summer long tires do that, don't they. A toroidal teaser: flip it, kick it, nothing doing. Roll it down a hill, the water couldn't care less. Heave it to your wits' end, away and gone: a churlish splash. Like these thoughts inhabiting my head no pounding of fists can knock loose.