Thumb Sucking
Look: In barely enough light to make it out two little babies in a crib, supine, contiguous, sleepily sucking each another’s thumbs. One another’s thumbs. . Imagine: One’s thumb suckled in other’s gums, yum. One’s gums suckling other’s thumb, mmm. In a warm saliva soup, hmmm. And vice versa. Twice! But is it scalable? Think: Post-pubescent bedmates, forgetful as the babies in mutual pleasant gumming which was which. Hey, do you happen to have a why-not happy-go-lucky friend? This could be the next big thing. Come on, give it a try! Be the first!

Great Bill! ee cummings meets Dr. Spock meets...
Laughed our loud, as they like to say, a few times----gum yum.... scalable? and the exhortation to give it a try. But warm saliva soup ...... i dunno.......